Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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