her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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