yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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