I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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