I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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