Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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