i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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