Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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