craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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