Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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