The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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