Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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