In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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