so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Terrible idea I love it
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