Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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