Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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