hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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