But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
there is puke in my bra ... again
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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