Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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