you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
are you so shy because you have an std?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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