I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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