it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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