She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This baby is an asshole
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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