He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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