I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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