Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
