is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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