another moral hangover. fuck.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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