Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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