One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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