Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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