Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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