We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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