where am i from again
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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