you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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