Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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