fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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