So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
