I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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