I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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