god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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