i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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