physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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