New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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