shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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