Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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