i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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