i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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