I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I deserve this hangover.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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