It's Friday. Sex?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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