forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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