We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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