Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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