You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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