I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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