Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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