the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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