I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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