My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You are a genius and a whore.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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