I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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