She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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